it had to be said

so ever since facebook allowed for user created fanpages and what not, my homepage has been clogged with "Such and Such is a fan of this or that". and i absolutely refuse to join so many that my entire profile is taken over by those updates (i'm particular about that). but if there is one that really makes me chuckle, or holds a certain truth, i will make an exception. so, i have to give some credit to the really good ones out there.
my favorites:

• "I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11, and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!"- what's funny is that i remember all of these. of course, to go along with this...
• "If the world ends in 2012, ive wasted my whole life in school"- by then i will be in my second year of college, so at least i will have gotten some taste of real life.
• "You won't talk to me, I won't talk to you, so why am I happy you're online?" - it's sad that i experience this on a daily basis. and it's true, i will literally sit here to make sure whoever in particular comes online, just to make sure that they do. i'm such a fucking creep- but so are the 150,000+ fans of this page.
• "I'm the Girl. You're the Boy. You text me first or we don't talk today"- another reason i end up just sitting here. i'd happily break this unwritten rule, but i get really paranoid about it.
• "I don't know you, but I hate you."- I actually searched for this one on facebook, because i'm finding it increasingly true to my life. with all these new privacy settings, it's really easy to stalk people out that aren't your friends. and even if i don't know you, i always end up hating you.

i'm need to stop. i obviously have no life outside of my head and beyond my computer. but like that page says, "At least I'm safe inside my mind."