my new favorite word is "douche"

people are douches. you just want to smack them upside the head and, in the words of jen, ask 'what the hell are you doing with your life?' clearly nothing. and by the by, the girl who sits in front of me in bio suffers from severe body odor. what a douche.

i'm not one to use such a word, but lately is seems to describe everyone who pisses me off for being an idiot. you have to wonder if that's really how their parents raised them, or if it's just a genetic mix-up. i sound like a pretentious dick right now, but it's true. it's so true.

and oh my god, does this girl shower? shower in french is douche. she needs a douche.

i hate myself sometimes.